I suppose in my case it will come down to one of two -
1) So I'm down and so I'm out but so are many others
2) Never confuse fat with stupid
Anyone that really knows me will probably think both choices somewhat logical and I'll leave it to the person I've selected to distribute my ashes to make the final call. If these are in any way confusing you don't know me but not to worry. It doesn't matter. The curious question is if it ever did.
Guess we'll never know.